So I wanted to start off with this delicious drink shown here. Yes it's sweet tea, and it is the greatest tooth-decaying poison I've discovered in my lifetime since I stole my brother's Easter chocolate when I was five.

Yeah yeah, I heard if from everyone before moving to Mississippi, "You won't be drinking water anymore, you'll be drinking tea." Tea of course meaning sweet tea. Basically it's sugar-water with antioxidants. At least I'd like to believe that there's still some sort salvation for my internal organs hidden deep within this addicting drink.

I was lucky enough to see my Dentist in Rochester on my way down and they told me to watch how much tea I drank. I bought the new ACT Restoring mouthwash and it had better help counteract this tasty destruction.

Well you know it's got to be good when McDonald's starts selling it on their dollar menu.